Not Interested Thank You Goodbye

Few days back some representative from a bank called. I just woke up, feeling a bit irritated to see a private number flashing on my phone.

Lady : Hi Mr Sukianto!

*instantly I knew it was from a bank because I've being using this name for every single bank account*

Me : Yes? What is it?
Lady : There's this package, whereby for $29.95/month, you can insure yourself up to $500 per day you're hospitalized. There is also this...
Me : Not interested, sorry.
Lady : Sir, with this package you will also...

This Indian lady sounded pretty desperate. I might as well finish listening to her, then turn her down politely. I closed my eyes, placed the phone on loudspeaker, and let her finish up.

Then...

Lady : You will receive a bill...
Me : What bill?!
Lady : For the plan, we can activate it now by phone for you.
Me : Hello miss! I didn't agree to anything ok! Don't make the decisions for me, and don't pressurize me to make one ok?
Lady : Sir..we..
Me : I DO NOT want to sign up for your package! Do not call me back! Bye!

I screamed into the phone because I was so furious that she was trying to twist the whole deal upside down to make a quick buck. Next time I'll just go with not-interested-thank-you-goodbye-hang-up.